Between eating cakes and having sex, I would prefer having sex. Don't get me wrong, I love cakes but sex is just better than cakes, most especially if you're doing it with the right person.

I own far too many lace sets for someone who works from home. My dog gets more camera time than I do, but I'm fine with that. I make a mean cheese toastie at 2am and I don't share the remote.

I have an offer for you. If you treat me like a queen, except that I will be treating you as if you are a king in all aspects that you can think of. Does that sound good to you, darling?

I am a wonderful babe who only wants to be showered with lots of attention and that's because I love being the center of attraction. I love it a lot when many pairs of eyes are focused on me.