Don't be disheartened by my old age. Despite being old, my pussy is still as tight and as wet as ever. If you don't believe me, feel free to try it out. However, you need to please me first and show me what you got.

Without thinking about it, I flirt like a pro and I'll have a man in my hands within minutes. But when I consciously do it, I can't. It's like I'm flapping so hard to fly when I'm a penguin. So, I hope you save me the humiliation.

I like staring at someone's lips until I drive them insane. I won't move until I feel their heavy breathing on my skin, and their body starts shaking. So, when I finally close in and kiss them, it will be like exploding.

All my life, I have been mistaken as a flirt when my intention has always been to be friendly. I have been mistaken as being mean when all I ever wanted to be was honest. I wish people would stop assuming and just get to know me better.